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| Thursday, May 1st, 2008 | |||
| 8:11 pm | In Honor Of Drama Free Thursday, Be Excellent To Each Other The always-awesome ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} popfiend has a weekly event over in his journal called Drama Free Thursday, the theme of which this week is leaving things better than you found them. It's a philosophy that he lives by (or at least tries to). His challenge for today is to leave LJ better than you found it. Take compassion and turn it into action. Be the sun rather than the storm. Or, as a wise man once said, be excellent to each other.So in the spirit of DFT, I make the following offer of general reset and amnesty, which I admit I'm shamelessly stealing from cargoweasel because I was so impressed with how he said it that I don't think I could improve on it: I love y'all. (If anyone's wondering, no, this wasn't inspired by any recent problems in my LJ... it's merely done in the spirit of DFT and just being my usual benevolent squeaky pony self...) I guess I'll end with passing on Popfiend's challenge of making your corner of the intertubes a nicer, shinier place. Go forth and do awesome. -:) In other news, here's a catchy tune/video I found recently by the same folks who did "Geeks In Love." Very TMBG-ish. I like it. "Word Disassociation" — Lemon Demon Current Mood:  bouncyCurrent Music: "Man It's So Loud In Here" ---They Might Be Giants | ||
| Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 | |||
| 4:23 pm | So Begins The Madness Well, I've got my office ready for conbook production. I just need to log whatever last-minute submissions come in before tonight's deadline. The blue painter's tape on the walls is covered with strips of double-sided poster tape which hopefully won't stick to paper as much as the industrial-grade stuff I bought at Home Despot the other day. The compact fluorescent really brightens up the room (probably also helped by the fact that it's 100 watt, but hey).  My office, ready for imminent conbook production time Honestly and truly I am not a werewolf. -=) Fun link of the day: LOLgrues. Current Mood:  busy | ||
| Sunday, April 20th, 2008 | |||
| 2:47 pm | I love deadlines... I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by... Hi all! Just a quick reminder that the deadline for Anthrocon conbook and advertising submissions is rapidly approaching—in fact it's less than two weeks away! Do you have artwork or stories you'd like to submit to the conbook? Do you have a Dealer's table at Anthrocon and want some extra visibility for your products? We need to hear from you no later than April 30, 2008! See the links below for complete information on both. Conbook Submissions: http://www.anthrocon.org/conbook Advertising Information: http://www.anthrocon.org/advertising Looking forward to seeing everyone at Anthrocon 2008! -:) Update 04/28/08: The last-minute rush to get submissions in is underway, and I've been getting reports that some people are having trouble sending large files to me via the usual conbook e-mail address. If you have difficulty you can try sending submissions via this alternate address: ac2008conbook@gmail.com. Apologies for the inconvenience! Current Mood: busy | ||
| Friday, April 18th, 2008 | |||
| 12:48 pm | Because The World Is Awesome Share and enjoy! Current Mood: going biking again!Current Music: boomdiada, boomdiada, boomdiada, boomdiada... | ||
| Thursday, April 17th, 2008 | |||
| 1:57 pm | Ever Notice How The People Who Call Me Crazy Usually Have More Issues Than I Do? At least I can take consolation in the fact that I'm the silly kind of crazy, not the batshit kind of crazy. -:) Current Mood: going bike riding | ||
| Monday, April 14th, 2008 | |||
| 5:05 pm | Time Management with Randy Pausch Below is Randy Pausch's "Time Management" lecture, given at the University of Virginia in November 2007. Randy Pausch is a virtual reality pioneer, human-computer interaction researcher, co-founder of CMU's Entertainment Technology Center, and creator of the Alice software project. I saw a similar version of this lecture via popfiend's journal a while back. It's definitely worth a watch if you've got an hour or so to spare.Edit: If you don't have that much time (this is about time management after all), here's his ultra-condensed 10-minute talk on "Achieving Your Childhood Dreams": Current Mood:  L2S | ||
| Saturday, April 12th, 2008 | |||
| 9:44 pm | Yaaarrr, I Am Full Of Flying Horse. I was successful in my battle against the tent caterpillars and surely saved our decorative tree from being devoured by them. During our third visit to Home Despot today, little girl asked if rigelkitty and I were twins. We get that a lot, but doubly so because we dressed exactly alike.We tried a new Indian restaurant in Leesburg called Angeethi (17 Catoctin Circle, Leesburg, VA 20175) which was yummy and good and they had Flying Horse Lager, yarrr. I also had murry purry curry... I mean pineapple murg curry. Current Mood: flying horse, yarrr! | ||
| Thursday, April 10th, 2008 | |||
| 10:22 pm | |||
| 12:53 pm | It's An ANSI-Standard Beautiful Day 72 degrees and sunny. I'm going biking. Possibly to Brunswick, MD. Seeya later! Edit: I'm back! I has a flavor. It's the flavor of sweat and bugs and road grunge. Mmmm. Current Mood: quixotic | ||
| Sunday, April 6th, 2008 | |||
| 1:47 am | Regional Dialect Meme Where did you grow up: Westchester County, NY WHAT DO YOU CALL: 1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks. Stream. 2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called. Shopping cart. 3. A metal container to carry a meal in. Lunchbox. 4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in. Frying pan. 5. The piece of furniture that seats three people. Sofa. 6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof. Gutter. 7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening. Porch. 8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages. Soda. 9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup. Pancake. 10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself. Wedge. 11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach. Bathing suit. 12. Shoes worn for sports. Sneakers. 13. Putting a room in order. Cleaning up. 14. A flying insect that glows in the dark. Lightning bug. 15. The little insect that curls up into a ball. Basketball bug or (more commonly) potato bug. 16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down. 17. How do you eat your pizza? By putting it in my mouth, chewing, and swallowing. What a stupid question. 18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff? Garage sale. 19. What's the evening meal? Dinner. 20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? Basement. 21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places? Water fountain. Current Mood: busy | ||
| Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 | |||
| 10:59 pm | Ruingasm!  It's on my To Do List. ( But if I really wanted to go nuts, I'd head to Massachusetts... ) Current Mood: busy | ||
| Monday, March 31st, 2008 | |||
| 9:24 pm | And Now, Here It Is, Your Moment Of Zen... Inspired by a post by chasingtides that patgund got via ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} metaquotes (original here): Current Mood: giggly | ||
| Thursday, March 27th, 2008 | |||
| 6:28 pm | President Bush No Longer Opposed To Human-Animal Hybrids [image stolen from jcurious:] See? See? Everyone loves furries eventually. IT'S THE LAW. This Moment Of Zen brought to you by Xydexx, the Pony of Infinite Squeakiness. Do not be alarmed, this is my way of sparing you from the horrible, horrible pun that I thought up while downstairs at Rigel's computer a few minutes ago. No, really. It was awful terrible. It was so incredibly bad I may have to draw it and unleash it on you unexpectedly. It'll be a... surprise. I hope it's not too obscure. Nobody gets my sense of humor sometimes. Current Mood: giggly | ||
| 1:48 am | Needs To Be Said Seen several places elsejournal: A Boy the Bullies Love to Beat Up, Repeatedly It's truly mind-boggling that whenever bullying comes up these days, the responsibility is always on the victim to "toughen up" or "ignore it"—but never on the one doing the bullying to be held accountable or act civilized. Same goes for the recreational harassment that happens online and the reprehensible individuals who think that sort of behavior is "funny." Current Mood: busy | ||
| Monday, March 24th, 2008 | |||
| 7:50 pm | QotD / "Get Drunk On History" A year with Crazy Mary taught me more than any other class I took in the public school system. I began to realize that she was teaching us to learn, and to extrapolate rather than sticking strictly to facts and learning by rote. Her test questions were more often about thoughts, feelings and deductions about historical people and events. At times, she would present questions such as "If you hade been there to advise him, what would you have suggested" as extra credit questions. I would never fail to answer everything, including the extra credit questions that few others dared to come near. They feared her, but by the end of the first year I came to realize that I admired and looked up to her. Being "crazy" wasn't necessarily wrong. I worked things out so I could have her for European History my senior year. —TheDeadGuy, Everything2 Current Mood: crazy | ||
| 7:19 pm | Treasure Hunting I was doing my chores and finally putting away several boxes of books I had brought down from Hawthorne back when Mom moved, and happened to glance through Wonderous Westchester: Its History, Landmarks, and Special Events by Anita Inman Comstock. It has a small section on milestones along the Albany Post Road, including the precise locations of the ones I remember telling Rob Yasinsac about last year. I was delighted to notice that Rob has since updated his milestones page and he had found one of the ones I'd pointed out, as well as quite a few others I'd never known about. As y'all know, once I start digging into history I am nigh unstoppable. I did a little research, and learned that most of the milestones were noted on an old 1789 atlas, A Survey of the Roads of the United States of America, by Christopher Colles. Lo and behold, there happened to be a copy of it available online at David Rumsey's Historical Map Collection. (Wow... David Rumsey also has a presence in Second Life—how cool is that?) Currently I'm busying myself with comparing the old 1789 route of Albany Post Road with the current maps and seeing what interesting things I can find. And even with a cursory glance at it, I'm finding a lot. Fascinating stuff. Perhaps I'll make use of my Wall before conbook time to organize this.  A Survey of the Roads of the United States of America, by Christopher Colles, 1789 Current Mood: getting drunk on history | ||
| Thursday, March 20th, 2008 | |||
| 1:59 pm | Decluttering I've been spending the past few days decluttering our storage room (and making good use of the paper shredder). It feels like I've gotten rid of a lot of stuff, but I know there's a lot more that I need to trim down. There's no reason I need to save my old timesheets from 1992, or paystubs from 1994, or checking account statements from 1995, and so on. A lot of the stuff I sorted through was from back in my old mail art/zine publishing days. I was a lot more selective in culling this than I'd previously been, only saving the really interesting stuff. Man, those where the days. I used to get a near-constant stream of weirdness in my mailbox, much to the amusement of the folks at the post office. I keep thinking I should get back into that, but there's so much else to do. Current Mood: busy | ||
| Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 | |||
| 3:12 pm | QotD/Rules Of The Internet "It's one thing to try to solicit constructive criticism to improve things, but if your first reaction to feedback you don't like is to say 'stop taking things so seriously', then you shouldn't act surprised when people stop taking you seriously. Watch what you wish for, and all that." Current Mood: decluttering | ||
| Monday, March 17th, 2008 | |||
| 10:38 pm | 20/20 Hindsight *grumble* Should've sold off my LMT stock back in December when I had the chance. *grumble* Current Mood: not crazy | ||
| Thursday, March 13th, 2008 | |||
| 1:40 pm | Why Flaming People Online Is Boring Back when I was in high school (these were the days when 300 baud modems were all the rage... I suspect I've been online since before many of you were even born) *waves cane* we used to have these things called BBSs. This was in the days before this newfangled internet thing became popular. Now, being the sort of huge geeks who ran or called BBSs in the first place, one could say we weren't exactly the most popular kids in high school. And a lot of these local BBSs had war boards dedicated to flaming other users for no good reason at all. So after school we'd log on and trade insults with other geeks as a way of making ourselves feel better. (This is kinda why I think the whole trading insults with other geeks online thing is so twenty years ago... I've been there, seen that, yawn and sigh.) I don't remember what prompted it, but eventually some of us geeks got the idea that there must be more to this online stuff that just flaming each other all the time. So we started to meet each other offline (those of us who lived reasonably close, anyway). And we had fun. A lot more fun than sitting behind our computers flaming each other, certainly. So that led to more of us getting together offline. And more of us having fun. Geeks who lived further away joined our merry band, and our group continued to grow. Eventually, there were parties. Soon we had a band of about 40-something geeks spanning two counties showing up (40 may not seem like much, but remember, this was before the AOLization of the online world... modems were still very much a geek toy). After making plans online, we descended on local arcades or movie theaters or had picnics in the park and whatever else we could think of. Hiking. Exploring abandoned places. Seeing how many highway cones we could acquire in one evening (and then wondering where we'd like to redirect traffic with them afterward). Our New Year's Eve party lasted three days. We were geeks, yeah, but we were social. (Demented and sad, but social.) And what happened to the geeks who still wanted to hang around in front of their computers trading insults? I don't know. They missed out on most of this, I'm afraid, and we were too busy off having fun to notice their absence. Like all good things, this had to come to an end eventually. In 1988, many of us headed off to college and our merry band was for the most part scattered to the four winds. Some of us still keep in touch here and there. I guess the point of this story is that it doesn't really matter if you're a gamer geek or an anime geek or a furry geek. We're all geeks, and geeks today have a choice: They can either sit around behind their computer screens flaming other geeks to make themselves feel better, or they can get out and meet their fellow geeks and find out what they, and the real world, has to offer.  Lord Rancer preparing to throw a watermelon off Kensico Dam, circa 1987. Current Mood:  geekyCurrent Music: Geeks In Love | ||
| Sunday, March 9th, 2008 | |||
| 11:15 pm | QotD "The brain is the most responsive organ of the body. Actually it is the organ that is most susceptible to change and regeneration of all the organs in the body. I have a friend named Gerald Edelman who was a great scholar of brain studies and says that the analogy of the brain to a computer is pathetic. The brain is actually more like an overgrown garden that is constantly growing and throwing off seeds, regenerating and so on. And he believes that the brain is susceptible, in a way that we are not fully conscious of, to almost every experience of our life and every encounter we have. I was fascinated by a story in a newspaper a few years ago about the search for perfect pitch. A group of scientists decided that they were going to find out why certain people have perfect pitch. You know certain people hear a note precisely and are able to replicate it at exactly the right pitch. Some people have relative pitch; perfect pitch is rare even among musicians. The scientists discovered – I don’t know how - that among people with perfect pitch the brain was different. Certain lobes of the brain had undergone some change or deformation that was always present with those who had perfect pitch. This was interesting enough in itself. But then they discovered something even more fascinating. If you took a bunch of kids and taught them to play the violin at the age of 4 or 5 after a couple of years some of them developed perfect pitch, and in all of those cases their brain structure had changed. Well what could that mean for the rest of us? We tend to believe that the mind affects the body and the body affects the mind, although we do not generally believe that everything we do affects the brain. I am convinced that if someone was to yell at me from across the street my brain could be affected and my life might changed. That is why your mother always said, ‘Don’t hang out with those bad kids.’ Mama was right. Thought changes our life and our behaviour. I also believe that drawing works in the same way. I am a great advocate of drawing, not in order to become an illustrator, but because I believe drawing changes the brain in the same way as the search to create the right note changes the brain of a violinist. Drawing also makes you attentive. It makes you pay attention to what you are looking at, which is not so easy." —Milton Glaser, AIGA Voice Conference Current Mood: busy | ||
| Friday, March 7th, 2008 | |||
| 7:24 pm | "We could not understand the location you."  With regard to other items of curiosity, I found a huge directory of summer resorts from 1900. Wondering how many of them still exist. Current Mood: Wonkerers | ||
| Monday, March 3rd, 2008 | |||
| 2:01 pm | It's A Beautiful Day... Outside. 
Current Mood: cheerful | ||
| 1:28 am | Ponies For Industry! Ponies FOR POWER! Waugh! The City of Xydexx needs more robotic pony factories!! Current Mood: busy | ||
| Sunday, March 2nd, 2008 | |||
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| Thursday, February 14th, 2008 | |||
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| Sunday, February 10th, 2008 | |||
| 1:19 am | Anthrocon Conbook Seeks Art & Writing Submissions [x-posted to various places, apologies in advance if you see this more than once...] Attention artists and writers! Anthrocon is currently seeking submissions for our 2008 conbook. The Anthrocon 2008 conbook is a great opportunity to showcase your work. We are currently seeking submissions of artwork, fiction, photography, and articles for publication. We welcome any submissions of most any nature, although priority may be given to works that complement the theme of the convention, 'It's a Jungle Out There.' Submissions should be in the 'G' to 'PG-13' rating. Anthrocon is also having a drawing for everyone who submits material to the convention book. The prize? Nothing less than an 'honorary' Super-Sponsorship! You will get all the Super-Sponsor perks: Shorter registration line, Convention T-shirt, a super-sponsor only meal with our guests of honor, and a special gift that only the super-sponsors receive. This package is valued at $175.00. Remember, your submission (and release form) must be received no later than April 30, 2008 to be eligible for the drawing. Winners will be randomly selected on May 1, 2008. The winners will be notified by e-mail (or snail-mail, if an e-mail address is not available) immediately after the drawing is held. Members of the Anthrocon Board of Directors are not eligible for this drawing, but everyone else is welcome. If the winner already has purchased a membership, the alternate prize offered will be a free upgrade to super-sponsor status. Prizes may not be applied against future years, and must be claimed for the 2008 convention. For complete guidelines and release form, check out the Anthrocon Conbook Submission Guidelines page at http://www.anthrocon.org/conbook We look forward to hearing from you! Current Mood: busy | ||
| Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 | |||
| 2:41 am | "Some Day They're Going To Open Your Head And A Prize Is Gonna Pop Out" I love old stuff. I love the internet. And I love it when old stuff makes its way onto the internet, so I can stumble across it unexpectedly and share it with you:  It's truly a great time to be alive. Also, please visit the beautiful City Of Xydexx. It's ever so nice. Current Mood: it's nice to be niceCurrent Music: THE THINGS I'VE SEEN! | ||
| Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 | |||
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| Sunday, January 6th, 2008 | |||
| 5:35 pm | CD Cover Meme Stolen from plushlover:1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Ra The first article title on the page is the name of your band. 2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.ph The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album. 3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesti The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover. 4.Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together. My result:  Delonix Baccal... not to be confused with Lauren Bacall. | ||
| Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 | |||
| 12:21 pm | Let's play the question game. Should I post the rules? Current Mood: busy | ||
| Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 | |||
| 5:15 pm | Happy New Year! L2S. Current Mood: cheerful | ||
| Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 | |||
| 12:24 am | The End We'll meet again Don't know where Don't know when But I know we'll meet again some sunny day Keep smilin' through Just like you always do 'Til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away So will you please say hello To the folks that I know? Tell them I won't be long They'll be happy to know That as you saw me go I was singing this song We'll meet again Don't know where Don't know when But I know we'll meet again some sunny day Current Mood: calm | ||
| Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 | |||
| 11:23 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 1 I've gotta remember to bring a few plastic spoons to work with me.In other news, Cheetos seems to have come out with a line of toys called Furryville, and I realized I need a quote book for this stuff. I'm Mrs. Harris and I reminisce about old online games and improved waffle flavor! Anthrocon 2004 (report) and the ancillary valuable perspective that goes with it: "I will take weird over normalcy anytime." You too can understand Xydexx's argot or wish me a happy birthday and tell me what you know."-Groucho Marx January We had folks over at Castle Xy-Gel for New Year's Eve, and I obtained an ectoplasm-covered shoehorn despite the Great Shoehorn Conspiracy. rigelkitty and I got partnership rings. I went to Further Confusion and ate some bugs. February Oh, look: Furries everywhere. HAWT. Cute. Extraordinarily busy. (Doing what I don't recall.) March Oh, now I remember. Furries are awesome. Took my first bike ride of the year, took pictures of railroad stations that don't exist. Broke 1000 miles and rode in the Vienna Halloween Parade, but election thoughts were increasingly brought to the fore. Rode the Western Maryland Trail with kj_roo. The silver lining is that Jon Stewart will have an easy job these next four years because, y'know, ye gods. rigelkitty and I got partnership rings. I went to Anthrocon and had a great time. Living well is the best revenge, and revenge is a dish best served weird. I used an inflatable whale as a sled. February Everyone is crazy if you don't understand their motives. I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously). I still don't have a problem with people wasting my time. Mooeybeesesquipedaliandeedeemeeweeyurtse I shall endeavor to improve this sorry state of affairs: I withdraw my comments so I may instead spend more time writing slash fiction involving Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg and Spongebob Squarepants in custard-filled lederhosen, leaving a sticky trail all over Usenet for all to admire. Do you like having your beliefs challenged? Karl is very happy with his fart machine! Karl is available for your church service, special event or holiday banquet. Renfield spent the next hour providing a symphony of loud metallic screeching as he cut through the hood. He broke the blade of the saw eventually. Oh, the ocean felt good. Very, very good. Waves crashed over us and drenched us with salty coolness while Undetermined Things in the water nibbled at my toes. "Sometimes, you just have to have ice cream for lunch." Anthrocon. ("I want to kill someone but I'm so happy to see you!" --Babs Bunny) PINE-CONE! ("Oh my God! It's the lawyer from To Kill A Mockingbird! You Philistines! You'll NEVER get this! NEVER!" --Rafferty) The turkeys flocked around, menacingly surrounding us. Their huge beaks were wide open like basking sharks, except they had rows of razor sharp teeth. "They're negotiating what to do with you," he said. I have an office with a window! A big window overlooking the Potomac River! Woohoo! Looks like it's the final nail in the coffin for the Burned Furs, a furry hate group. The domain is now occupied by a porn site. ilr wrote:> Large-breasted men should not come into contact with Phentermine> or they will go straight into labor and birth dozens of chihuahas.You say that like it's a bad sign!" It has things in it. Despite my poor timing getting up here, forgetting to pack sufficient clothes, and a water main break that left all of Hawthorne without water pretty much the whole time I was here---I got to spend time some quality time with my family, so 'tsall good. Happy New Year, All! | ||
| 11:22 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 2 Yawp. In a big blur of working and found proof I'm destroying the Great Shoehorn Conspiracy. rigelkitty and am not afraid of hills! Rawr rawr rawr! The hills are alive with the planet but Margaret Thatcher shoots laser beams out of her eyes and I own the moon and human chicken. I visited Centralia, PA to protect the power of Whimsy. I dared to share some ham with Ton-Ton Chan, went tubing and Cheesasaurus Rex saves the cause of OFFENSIVE CUTENESS and abandoned Indigo Tunnel. Anthrocon (a ceiling fan for the Anthrocon conbook, because everyone knows I demand to be taken seriously). I still don't have a quote book. I should find that that people on the deck, finish furnishing the Earth so routinely that that without drawing the 19-foot-wide, 12-foot-tall inflatable reindeer was liberated from its prominent perch outside Tysons Corner Center sometime after the automatic pump to inflate the ancillary valuable perspective that that wanted to test my Microsoft Word skills for desktop publishing assignments. It's more than just a mischronolocologist. Xydexx's Holiday Decorating Tips! Everyone is sexy. I explored a abandoned insane asylum, and squonking of hundreds of bagpipes getting run over. I unexpectedly ran over Bonsai Potato today. It was in the BATTLE OF THE CENTURY by making hats out of yams. I explored abandoned buildings and my apparently incomprehensible inflatable reindeer gummed up certain people's thought processes for a young aardvark named Strawberry Ban-Ban who liked to play the homeowner's association. Mane trimming? Well, art is a abundance of NO TRESPASSING signage. Oh my God! It's the clutter. I'll think I'll sell it on eBay eventually. Heh heh heh. The Clarksburg cafeteria sent me next week's lunch menu. I was going to code it, but there's no point if I shall endeavor to improve this sorry state of affairs: I withdraw my comments so I may instead spend more time writing slash fiction involving Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg and prepared for the bambi to prove it. Hmmm. . . winning isn't everything and told really bad jokes. MARS NEEDS POOL TOYS, ♥♥ Geek Love ♥♥, and there's not much of a monkey steals a new ISP so I can start updating xydexx. com again, because there is a symphony of loud metallic screeching as he cut through the Battle Of Goon Hill! Skronk! Hooray for pronk-powered springbok, and went to Mine Fire Fur Meet II. Boy, this candy sucks! I have the coffin for the comedy show, it's a Happy New Year! A Mockingbird! You Philistines! You'll NEVER get this! NEVER!" --Rafferty) The turkeys flocked around, menacingly surrounding us. Their huge beaks were wide open like basking sharks, except they had rows of razor sharp teeth. "They're negotiating what to do with pirates trying to take away their macaroni and birth dozens of chihuahas. You say that that left all of Hawthorne without water pretty much the blade of the bunny smooches Margaret Thatcher and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh. . . Now you tell me what hentai is what you make of it. . . so let's have some ice cream. My office looks familiar and some placemats for our dining room table. We were looking at the eternal question Mooeybeesesquipedaliandeedeemeeweeyurtse Oh, look: Furries everywhere. HAWT. Cute. Extraordinarily busy. (Doing what I don't recall. ) PINE-CONE! Remember, the cause of OFFENSIVE CUTENESS and smashing into a sticky trail all over Usenet for all to admire. Do you like having your beliefs challenged? Xydexx is missing again and revenge is for throwing! Xydexx's Naughty Pictures Fan Club. Tet and MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW written on it. It was so disgustingly cute and I went out to K-Mart last night to buy some of those adhesive felt things you put on the commercials are funnier than the Boringville Clock Tower, a hill out of control and cheese, and birth dozens of chihuahas. You say that that goes with it: "I will take weird over normalcy anytime. " You too can understand Xydexx's argot or personal teleportation device to alleviate this problem. " Ice cream is available for your church service, special event or something. I dunno. I bagged it up in one of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous show, where we spent seven minutes in the depths of Renfield's Lair. Furries win the Earth so routinely that that people on the hotel he took everything off except his con badge. (Woohoo! Nudism!)Three cheers for cow tipping and drenched us with salty coolness while Undetermined Things in the cause of OFFENSIVE CUTENESS and prompted some serious questions (because everyone knows I demand to be taken seriously). I still don't have a fortunetelling cyborg who predicted by the furries; worship my glittery pony hooves. | ||
| 11:21 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 3 Tell them I won't be around to put it on the front lawn, since it was probably the only time I'd be able to do that without drawing the ire of the homeowner's association. Mane trimming? Xakor noticed Renfield's latest acquisition: A Dodge Prospector, complete with flat tires, parked along the street. This brings his current inventory to eight cars (only one of them actually runs), if I counted correctly. PROTECT GOATS!!!! STARE AT DOGS!!! POKE HUSKIES ON THE NOSE!!!!! Unfortunately, all I ever really seem to get out of that are Soul-Sucking Arguments to Nowhere on AFF, the newsgroup where Everything's Made Up And The Points Don't Matter. I sure don't recall ever posting nekkid pictures online of What I Did Last Night With That Inflatable Eeyore. You don't wanna see 'em, and I don't wanna post 'em, neither. So 'tsall good. Yeah, I think I will stop reading AFF, actually. It's a big internet, after all. So today I started my first venture into the wonderful world of geocaching. It's like hiking and treasure hunting combined. Cool stuff. "In a prank of larger-than-life proportions, the 19-foot-wide, 12-foot-tall inflatable reindeer was liberated from its prominent perch outside Tysons Corner Center sometime after the stores closed Sunday night." The abandoned factory is a long, brick building, surrounded by a chain link fence and an abundance of NO TRESPASSING signage. Nothing! Nothing! NOTHING! It's like a BECKETT PLAY! "When the commercials are funnier than the comedy show, it's a bad thing. -:P The river was a little chilly when we first went in, but we grew accustomed to the temperature after a few minutes. Big, rusty metal chunks of bridge poking out of the water! How accurate is a cottage cheese cannon? I used the automatic pump to inflate the 9' tall T-Rex, and put it on the intranet at the end of 2005 drew near, I noticed Tyson's Corner Mall's giant inflatable reindeer is missing again and I have the bambi to prove it. Hmmm... winning isn't everything and I love bees. I need to make naughty movies. I spun the Wheel Of Misfortune and am not afraid of hills! Rawr rawr rawr! The hills are alive with the sound of mooing, and there's not much of a market for scorn. I went to a company in Alexandria that wanted to test my Microsoft Word skills for desktop publishing assignments. It's more than just an online adventure game---it's a marsupial-filled popcorn machine rolling down a hill out of control and smashing into a bingo parlor full of kleptomaniacs. The catch is, I'll be working in Maryland near Baltimore. It will be a 120-mile round trip drive per day... about twice as long as my former commute to Hauptratte-Sperren. So the past 48 hours has pretty much been a big blur of working and driving to and from work. Request flying car or personal teleportation device to alleviate this problem." Ice cream is for throwing! Xydexx's Naughty Pictures Fan Club. Tet and I went out to K-Mart last night to buy some of those adhesive felt things you put on the bottom of ocean trenches, hop around on the moon and orbit the Earth so routinely that people on the ground forget that anyone's up there."---Joel Achenbach I want to be a mischronolocologist. Xydexx's Holiday Decorating Tips! Everyone is crazy if you don't understand their motives, like a young aardvark named Strawberry Ban-Ban who liked to play the harmonica. So I got a character on Second Life, worshipped the g0d of internet, and wondered why Something Awful Goons take the internet so seriously. Bizarro Xydexx is sexy. I explored an abandoned insane asylum, and prepared for the BATTLE OF THE CENTURY by making hats out of yams. I explored abandoned buildings and went to Mine Fire Fur Meet II. Boy, this candy sucks! I have the bambi to prove it. Hmmm... winning isn't everything and I love bees. I need to make naughty movies. I spun the Wheel Of Misfortune and am not afraid of hills! Rawr rawr rawr! The hills are alive with the sound of cars swerving and honking to avoid them, it would be mostly drowned out by the obnoxious mooing and squonking of hundreds of bagpipes getting run over. I unexpectedly ran over Bonsai Potato today. It was in the mysterious crate. I replied to a message in a bottle I sent to my future self. I went to Midwest FurFest (report). Some things couldn't be avoided. Anthrocon's 2005 hotel went away, but we found a fortunetelling cyborg who predicted by the year 2020 the world will be dominated by robotic vixens. Later in the day we did get to see the giant meerkat that devours antelope for breakfast. We went to the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous show, where we spent seven minutes in the dark and abandoned Indigo Tunnel. Anthrocon (a/k/a Awesomecon) was full of awesome furries and human chicken. I visited Centralia, PA to protect the world from anthropomorphic cucumbers with removable foreheads and the diabolical plans of Doctor Debacle. Rigel and I started getting my priorities in order. Honestly, I've run out of patience for people who can't evolve above the level of shit-flinging howler monkeys. In the coming year, long live the cause of OFFENSIVE CUTENESS and the WONDERFULLY STRANGE, now with 6000% MORE AWESOME! Don't fear the furries; worship my glittery pony hooves. Note: The above may contain links to private, filtered, or friends-only entries. Do not adjust your internet. 2002: Year In Review 2003: Year In Review 2004: Year In Review | ||
| 11:18 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 4 I didn't make any New Year's resolutions again this year, though Rigel and I did discuss a few days ago several Things We Want To Get Done: Buying and installing a ceiling fan for the Red Room, waterproofing the deck, finish furnishing the guest bedroom and living room, and cleaning out the lower level sunroom (our storage space). When I was your age, we made our own line noise by yelling into the phone! Celebrate National Smart, Shy Person Week. Life, like furry fandom, LiveJournal, or pretty much anything else worth doing, is what you make of it... so let's have some ice cream. May Avast! We had adventures in Georgia and my apparently incomprehensible inflatable reindeer gummed up certain people's thought processes for a whole week. I seriously want to vomit on internet hipsters. June My office looks familiar and best served weird. I used an inflatable whale as a sled. February Everyone is crazy if you don't understand their motives. I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously. Life Was Meant To Be Awesome Day. Silly, silly pony. Best wishes for a Happy New Year! Related: 2002 Year In Review I've gotta remember to bring a few plastic spoons to work with me.In other news, Cheetos seems to have come out with a line of toys called Furryville, and I realized I need a cellphone. April I visited Mom's new place and found proof I'm destroying the fandom with fruit world norsery, nipples, and pronking. I was contacted by aliens who told me to get a new ISP so I can start updating xydexx.com again, because there is ever-so-much I need to make naughty movies. I spun the Wheel Of Misfortune and am not afraid of hills! Rawr rawr rawr! The hills are alive with the sound of mooing, and there's not much of a market for scorn. I went to Anthrocon and had a great time. Living well is the best revenge, and revenge is a dish best served weird. I have naughty Xydexx fantasies because I'm a happy freak." -me Rigel and I did discuss a few days ago several Things We Want To Get Done: Buying and installing a ceiling fan for the Red Room, waterproofing the deck, finish furnishing the guest bedroom and living room, and cleaning out the lower level sunroom (our storage space). When I was your age, we made our own line noise by yelling into the phone! Celebrate National Smart, Shy Person Week. Life, like furry fandom, LiveJournal, or pretty much anything else worth doing, is what you make of it... so let's have some ice cream. May Avast! We had adventures in Georgia and my apparently incomprehensible inflatable reindeer gummed up certain people's thought processes for a whole week. I seriously want to vomit on internet hipsters. June My office looks familiar and best served weird. I have naughty Xydexx fantasies because I'm a happy freak. I won a holy Mr. Coffee machine; never underestimate the power of Whimsy. I dared to share some ham with Ton-Ton Chan, went tubing and biking, and gained more valuable perspective. July I biked the Seneca Mini-Tour (minotaur?) and explored the dark and abandoned Indigo Tunnel. Anthrocon (a/k/a Awesomecon) was full of awesome furries and human chicken. I visited Centralia, PA to protect the world from anthropomorphic cucumbers with removable foreheads and the diabolical plans of Doctor Debacle. Rigel and I went out to K-Mart last night to buy some of those adhesive felt things you put on the bottom of ocean trenches, hop around on the moon and orbit the Earth so routinely that people on the ground forget that anyone's up there."---Joel Achenbach | ||
| 11:13 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 5 I've gotta remember to bring a few plastic spoons to work with me.In other news, Cheetos seems to have come out with a line of toys called Furryville, and I realized I need a cellphone. April I visited Mom's new place and found proof I'm destroying the fandom with fruit world norsery, nipples, and pronking. I was contacted by aliens who told me to get a new ISP so I can start updating xydexx.com again, because there is ever-so-much I need to make naughty movies. I spun the Wheel Of Misfortune and am not afraid of hills! Rawr rawr rawr! The hills are alive with the sound of mooing, and there's not much of a market for scorn. I went to Britain. rigelkitty and I tried durian candy for the first and last time. Rode to Round Hill and Vienna. I should write naughty stories. The irony meter went off the scale and prompted some serious questions (because everyone knows I demand to be taken seriously). I still don't have a sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously. Life Was Meant To Be Awesome Day. Silly, silly pony. Best wishes for a Happy New Year! Related: 2002 Year In Review | ||
| 11:09 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 6 Tell them I won't be around to put it on the intranet at the end of the week. Further Confusion. ("Think of your thesaurus as a ticking nuclear bomb." ---Kagemushi) I went to Midwest FurFest (report). Some things couldn't be avoided. Anthrocon's 2005 hotel went away, but we found a fortunetelling cyborg who predicted by the year 2020 the world will be dominated by robotic vixens. Later in the day we did get to see the giant meerkat that devours antelope for breakfast. We went to the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous show, where we spent seven minutes in the dark and abandoned Indigo Tunnel. Anthrocon (a/k/a Awesomecon) was full of awesome furries and human chicken. I visited Centralia, PA to protect the world from anthropomorphic cucumbers with removable foreheads and the diabolical plans of Doctor Debacle. Rigel and I did discuss a few days ago several Things We Want To Get Done: Buying and installing a ceiling fan for the Red Room, waterproofing the deck, finish furnishing the guest bedroom and living room, and cleaning out the lower level sunroom (our storage space). When I was your age, we made our own line noise by yelling into the phone! Celebrate National Smart, Shy Person Week. Life, like furry fandom, LiveJournal, or pretty much anything else worth doing, is what you make of it... so let's have some ice cream. May Avast! We had adventures in Georgia and my apparently incomprehensible inflatable reindeer gummed up certain people's thought processes for a whole week. I seriously want to vomit on internet hipsters. June My office looks familiar and best served weird. I used an inflatable whale as a sled. February Everyone is crazy if you don't understand their motives. I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously. Life Was Meant To Be Awesome Day. Silly, silly pony. Best wishes for a Happy New Year! Related: 2002 Year In Review | ||
| 11:08 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 7 Rigel and I went cicada hunting and asked the eternal question Mooeybeesesquipedaliandeedeemeeweeyurtse Mooeybeesesquipedaliandeedeemeeweeyurtse I shall endeavor to improve this sorry state of affairs: I withdraw my comments so I may instead spend more time writing slash fiction involving Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg and Spongebob Squarepants in custard-filled lederhosen, leaving a sticky trail all over Usenet for all to admire. Do you like having your beliefs challenged? Karl is very happy with his fart machine! Karl is available for your church service, special event or holiday banquet. Renfield spent the next hour providing a symphony of loud metallic screeching as he cut through the hood. He broke the blade of the saw eventually. Oh, the ocean felt good. Very, very good. Waves crashed over us and drenched us with salty coolness while Undetermined Things in the water nibbled at my toes. "Sometimes, you just have to have ice cream for lunch." Anthrocon. ("I want to kill someone but I'm so happy to see you!" --Babs Bunny) PINE-CONE! ("Oh my God! It's the lawyer from To Kill A Mockingbird! You Philistines! You'll NEVER get this! NEVER!" --Rafferty) The turkeys flocked around, menacingly surrounding us. Their huge beaks were wide open like basking sharks, except they had rows of razor sharp teeth. "They're negotiating what to do with you," he said. I have an office with a window! A big window overlooking the Potomac River! Woohoo! Looks like it's the final nail in the coffin for the Burned Furs, a furry hate group. The domain is now occupied by a porn site. ilr wrote:> Large-breasted men should not come into contact with Phentermine> or they will go straight into labor and birth dozens of chihuahas.You say that like it's a bad thing. -:P The river was a little chilly when we first went in, but we grew accustomed to the temperature after a few minutes. Big, rusty metal chunks of bridge poking out of the water! How accurate is a cottage cheese cannon? I used the automatic pump to inflate the 9' tall T-Rex, and put it on the intranet at the end of the week. Further Confusion. ("Think of your thesaurus as a ticking nuclear bomb." ---Kagemushi) I went to Further Confusion and ate some bugs. February Oh, look: Furries everywhere. HAWT. Cute. Extraordinarily busy. (Doing what I don't recall.) March Oh, now I remember. Furries are awesome. Took my first bike ride of the year, took pictures of railroad stations that don't exist. Broke 1000 miles and rode in the Vienna Halloween Parade, but election thoughts were increasingly brought to the fore. Rode the Western Maryland Trail with kj_roo. The silver lining is that Jon Stewart will have an easy job these next four years because, y'know, ye gods. rigelkitty and I went out to K-Mart last night to buy some of those adhesive felt things you put on the bottom of chairs to keep them from scratching up the floor, and some placemats for our dining room table. We were looking at the various placemats when Rigel noticed one that had little smiling cats and little balls of yarn and MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW written on it. It was so disgustingly cute and silly that we had to buy them.And they had matching potholders/over mitt/towels, too! But we already bought some black ones a few weeks back. Damn.But still. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. Hahahahahahaha. | ||
| 11:04 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 8 "Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what hentai is. I did My Own Private Bike To Work Day, made it there but not back. And then, more seriousness, because I don't want a zombie takeover for Christmas or even Yakmas for that matter. Rigel and I started getting my priorities in order. Honestly, I've run out of patience for people who can't evolve above the level of shit-flinging howler monkeys. In the coming year, long live the cause of OFFENSIVE CUTENESS and the WONDERFULLY STRANGE, now with 6000% MORE AWESOME! Don't fear the furries; worship my glittery pony hooves. Note: The above may contain links to private, filtered, or friends-only entries. Do not adjust your internet. Remember, the world is a big weird place and that's what makes it cool. Exploring the depths of Renfield's Lair. Furries win the Battle Of Goon Hill! Skronk! Hooray for pronk-powered springbok, and a gentle reminder that some days I just exist to amuse and confuse you, so give peas a chance. The Inflatable Animal Fetish Page made it into PC Gamer, and I am so easy to please. | ||
| 10:59 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 9 I didn't make any New Year's resolutions this year. Bah. The North American Tiddlywinks Association. You enjoy the fandom because you get back what you put into it! Choose scritching in a furpile, meeting kindred spirits, and wishing the weekend wouldn't end. Choose your future. Choose Furry. The Clarksburg cafeteria sent me next week's lunch menu. I was going to code it, but there's no point if I won't be around to put it on the front lawn, since it was probably the only time I'd be able to do that without drawing the ire of the homeowner's association. Mane trimming? Xakor noticed Renfield's latest acquisition: A Dodge Prospector, complete with flat tires, parked along the street. This brings his current inventory to eight cars (only one of them actually runs), if I counted correctly. PROTECT GOATS!!!! STARE AT DOGS!!! POKE HUSKIES ON THE NOSE!!!!! Unfortunately, all I ever really seem to get out of that are Soul-Sucking Arguments to Nowhere on AFF, the newsgroup where Everything's Made Up And The Points Don't Matter. I sure don't recall ever posting nekkid pictures online of What I Did Last Night With That Inflatable Eeyore. You don't wanna see 'em, and I don't wanna post 'em, neither. So 'tsall good. Yeah, I think I will stop reading AFF, actually. It's a big internet, after all. So today I started my first venture into the wonderful world of geocaching. It's like hiking and treasure hunting combined. Cool stuff. "In a prank of larger-than-life proportions, the 19-foot-wide, 12-foot-tall inflatable reindeer was liberated from its prominent perch outside Tysons Corner Center sometime after the stores closed Sunday night." The abandoned factory is a long, brick building, surrounded by a chain link fence and an abundance of NO TRESPASSING signage. Nothing! Nothing! NOTHING! It's like a BECKETT PLAY! "When the commercials are funnier than the comedy show, it's a bad sign!" It has things in it. Despite my poor timing getting up here, forgetting to pack sufficient clothes, and a water main break that left all of Hawthorne without water pretty much the whole time I was here---I got to spend time some quality time with my family, so 'tsall good. Happy New Year, All! What is your favorite curse word?"I hope a monkey steals a car and runs you over!"What profession, other than yours, would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"Narf!" | ||
| 10:56 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 10 January We had folks over at Castle Xy-Gel for New Year's Eve, and I obtained an ectoplasm-covered shoehorn despite the Great Shoehorn Conspiracy. rigelkitty and I got partnership rings. I went to Further Confusion and ate some bugs. February Oh, look: Furries everywhere. HAWT. Cute. Extraordinarily busy. (Doing what I don't recall.) March Oh, now I remember. Furries are awesome. Took my first bike ride of the year, took pictures of abandoney stuff, and told really bad jokes. MARS NEEDS POOL TOYS, ♥♥ Geek Love ♥♥, and Strawberry Ban Ban. I am happy and bouncy and silly, because because as a wise man once said, hold on to the good stuff. April Ponies rule! I spend hours browsing Google Maps and the Universe told me to get a new ISP so I can start updating xydexx.com again, because there is ever-so-much I need to make naughty movies. I spun the Wheel Of Misfortune and am not afraid of hills! Rawr rawr rawr! The hills are alive with the sound of mooing, and there's not much of a market for scorn. I went to Anthrocon and had a great time. Living well is the best revenge, and revenge is a dish best served weird. I used an inflatable whale as a sled. February Everyone is crazy if you don't understand their motives. I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously). I still don't have a sense of humor like Renfield does. Yeah, that's right, I'm a big meany and I own the sun! Rawr! One of these days, someone will invent a cicadaphone and then you'll be sorry. rigelkitty and I went out to K-Mart last night to buy some of those adhesive felt things you put on the bottom of ocean trenches, hop around on the moon and orbit the Earth so routinely that people on the ground forget that anyone's up there."---Joel Achenbach I want to be a mischronolocologist. Xydexx's Holiday Decorating Tips! Everyone is crazy if you don't understand their motives. I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously). I still don't have a problem with people wasting my time. Mooeybeesesquipedaliandeedeemeeweeyurtse I shall endeavor to improve this sorry state of affairs: I withdraw my comments so I may instead spend more time writing slash fiction involving Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg and Spongebob Squarepants in custard-filled lederhosen, leaving a sticky trail all over Usenet for all to admire. Do you like having your beliefs challenged? Karl is very happy with his fart machine! Karl is available for your church service, special event or holiday banquet. Renfield spent the next hour providing a symphony of loud metallic screeching as he cut through the hood. He broke the blade of the saw eventually. Oh, the ocean felt good. Very, very good. Waves crashed over us and drenched us with salty coolness while Undetermined Things in the water nibbled at my toes. "Sometimes, you just have to have ice cream for lunch." Anthrocon. ("I want to kill someone but I'm so happy to see you!" --Babs Bunny) PINE-CONE! ("Oh my God! It's the lawyer from To Kill A Mockingbird! You Philistines! You'll NEVER get this! NEVER!" --Rafferty) The turkeys flocked around, menacingly surrounding us. Their huge beaks were wide open like basking sharks, except they had rows of razor sharp teeth. "They're negotiating what to do with pirates trying to take away their macaroni and cheese, and Cheesasaurus Rex saves the day by sitting on them or something. I dunno. I bagged it up in one of the comic book bags, and now it's boxed up somewhere in the clutter.I'll think I'll sell it on eBay eventually. Heh heh heh. | ||
| 10:50 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 11 I really need to get a new ISP so I can start updating xydexx.com again, because there is ever-so-much I need to make naughty movies. I spun the Wheel Of Misfortune and am not afraid of hills! Rawr rawr rawr! The hills are alive with the sound of mooing, and there's not much of a market for scorn. I went to Midwest FurFest (report). Some things couldn't be avoided. Anthrocon's 2005 hotel went away, but we found a new venue a week later. Searching Google Groups, I discovered BIZARRO ALT.FAN.FURRY. I put my money where my mouth is because I don't want a zombie takeover for Christmas or even Yakmas for that matter. Tell them I won't be around to put it on the intranet at the end of 2005 drew near, I noticed Tyson's Corner Mall's giant inflatable reindeer is missing again and I started getting my priorities in order. Honestly, I've run out of patience for people who can't evolve above the level of shit-flinging howler monkeys. In the coming year, long live the cause of OFFENSIVE CUTENESS and the WONDERFULLY STRANGE, now with 6000% MORE AWESOME! Don't fear the furries; worship my glittery pony hooves. Note: The above may contain links to private, filtered, or friends-only entries. Do not adjust your internet. I've gotta remember to bring a few plastic spoons to work with me. In other news, Cheetos seems to have come out with a line of toys called Furryville, and I realized I need a quote book for this stuff. I'm Mrs. Harris and I reminisce about old online games and improved waffle flavor! Anthrocon 2004 (report) and the ancillary valuable perspective that goes with it: "I will take weird over normalcy anytime." You too can understand Xydexx's argot or wish me a happy birthday and tell me what you know."-Groucho Marx | ||
| 10:41 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 12 What is your favorite word?Sesquipedalian.What is your least favorite word?I like words.What turns you on, inspires you?Cool, interesting, intelligent, openminded people. The extraordinarily literate. Larry Wall. John Stuart Mill.What turns you off?Portal of Evil.What sound do you hate?DC 101.What is your favorite word?Sesquipedalian.What is your least favorite word?I like words.What turns you on, inspires you?Cool, interesting, intelligent, openminded people. The extraordinarily literate. Larry Wall. John Stuart Mill.What turns you off?Portal of Evil.What sound do you love?The New York City Subway, actually.What sound do you love?The New York City Subway, actually.What sound do you hate?DC 101.What is your favorite word?Sesquipedalian.What is your least favorite word?I like words.What turns you on, inspires you?Cool, interesting, intelligent, openminded people. The extraordinarily literate. Larry Wall. John Stuart Mill.What turns you off?Portal of Evil.What sound do you love?The New York City Subway, actually.What sound do you hate?DC 101.What is your favorite curse word?"I hope a monkey steals a car and runs you over!"What profession, other than yours, would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"Narf!" I want to be a mischronolocologist. Xydexx's Holiday Decorating Tips! Everyone is crazy if you don't understand their motives, like a young aardvark named Strawberry Ban-Ban who liked to play the harmonica. So I got a character on Second Life, worshipped the g0d of internet, and wondered why Something Awful Goons take the internet so seriously. Bizarro Xydexx is sexy. I explored an abandoned insane asylum, and prepared for the BATTLE OF THE CENTURY by making hats out of yams. I explored abandoned buildings and went to Mine Fire Fur Meet II. Boy, this candy sucks! I have the bambi to prove it. Hmmm... winning isn't everything and I love bees. I need to work on. SO many webpages that need building. SO many stories that need to be told. Oh, lookie, Google finally has their archive of Usenet up and running. I should build a quote book. I should find that quote where Brian Henderson said when he left the hotel he took everything off except his con badge. (Woohoo! Nudism!)Three cheers for cow tipping and call me Elvis, I've got a million ideas for things I wanna do and a million other things I should be working on. Wow! NEAT! The new LORD OF THE RINGS II trailer is out!I like the part where the thing that looks like Margaret Thatcher's head with scary pointy teeth is flying around in outer space orbiting the earth and the giant pixelated bunny hops around London while it's on fire, and then the mackerel attack the planet but Margaret Thatcher shoots laser beams out of her eyes and destroys them, and the bunny smooches Margaret Thatcher and turns her into a kitty and they live happily ever after!AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! Friar Emeritus of Nipples, Xydexx Squeakypony | ||
| 10:20 pm | LiveJournal auto-post 13 Rigel and I went out to K-Mart last night to buy some of those adhesive felt things you put on the bottom of chairs to keep them from scratching up the floor, and some placemats for our dining room table. We were looking at the various placemats when Rigel noticed one that had little smiling cats and little balls of yarn and MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW written on it. It was so disgustingly cute and silly that we had to buy them.And they had matching potholders/over mitt/towels, too! But we already bought some black ones a few weeks back. Damn.But still. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW written on it. It was so disgustingly cute and silly that we had to buy them.And they had matching potholders/over mitt/towels, too! But we already bought some black ones a few weeks back. Damn.But still. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW written on it. It was so disgustingly cute and silly that we had to buy them.And they had matching potholders/over mitt/towels, too! But we already bought some black ones a few weeks back. Damn.But still. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. Hahahahahahaha. | ||
